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Quirk Publishing house description

Created in 1999 after the world-wide success of The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook series, Quirk Books produces irreverent and innovative books in the area of pop culture, lifestyle, sexuality, crossover gift books, and, of course, practical and impractical reference. With approximately twenty-five new titles per year, the Philadelphia-based publisher is a quirky new house full of energy and extraordinary ideas.

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The Last Policeman

Classic Mystery fans and science-fiction readers alike will enjoy this genre twist as The Last Policeman presents a fascinating portrait of a pre-apocalyptic United States dissolving into dissipation and despair. Most people have abandoned their jobs. But not Detective Hank Palace. As our story opens,...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Strange Tales from Lovecraft Middle School: Professor Gargoyle

Follow the adventures of Lovecraft Middle School and 11 year-oldsRobert, Glenn and Carina, as creepy things keep on happening. In \'Professor Gargoyle\', 11-year old Robert and his new friends Glenn and Carina discover that the school library might be a portal to another world, one teeming with monsters,...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Strange Tales from Lovecraft Middle School: The Slither Sisters

Follow the adventures of Lovecraft Middle School and 11 year-oldsRobert, Glenn and Carina, as creepy things keep on happening. In The Slither Sisters, we follow Robert and his friends deeper into the world of Lovecraft Middle School and its bizarre parallel dimension, where they meet a pair of mysterious...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Pure Vanilla

Poor Vanilla--her sexy sister Chocolate gets all the attention! But now Quirk is giving this unappreciated ingredient the complete makeover it deserves. Pure Vanilla is a gorgeous cookbook celebrating the world\'s most heavenly and ambrosial flavour in recipes for breakfast, cakes and cookies, custards,...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Tiny Food Party!

In Tiny Food Party, Jenny Park and Teri Lyn Fisher share dozens of quick and easy recipes for bite size munchies, such as Two Bite Cheesecakes, savory miniature onion rings made from shallots, and adorable breakfast tarts. With full color photographs of every recipes, plus tips and tricks for downsizing...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Fill in the Blank

With more than 100 different spreads to envision, design and draw, Fill in the Blank offers everything you need to jump start your imagination. Want to design a tattoo? Here is a body. Want to build a new castle on the cliff side? Here is the landscape. These exercises are guaranteed to make you think...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Born this Way

Based on the popular blog, Born this Way shares more than 100 different memories of growing up gay, lesbian , bisexual,or transgendered. Childhood photographs are accompanied by sweet, funny and at times heartbreaking personal stories. This intimate little book is a wonderful gift and gives young people...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Craft a Day

Make something new every day of the year! Craft a Day offers daily inspiration along with weekly themes to kick start your imagination. Author Sarah Goldschadt provides whimsical ideas for basic crafts that require no advance skills or crazy crafting tools; these projects are as fun and easy to make...[more] (posted on 2012-02-13)

Worst-Case Scenario an Ultimate Adventure Novel: Amazon

A new adventure begins in the Amazon jungle with the third installment of the WCS Ultimate Adventure series! Join an expedition of students crossing the Amazon from the source of the Amazon river, all the way to the ocean! You’ll be faced with real dangers and decisions, and your choices will determine...[more] (posted on 2011-12-12)

Worst-Case Scenario an Ultimate Adventure Novel: Deadly Seas

Join one of the youngest crews to ever sail around the world in this fourth installment of the Worst Case Scenario Ultimate Adventure Novel series! Faced with fearsome dangers and difficult decisions, your choices will determine your fate on the deadly seas. Will you survive tropical storms, high winds,...[more] (posted on 2011-12-12)

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Zombie Tarot

There are people who love zombies. There are people who love tarot decks. And there’s an incredibly large group of people who love both. The Zombie Tarot will follow the format of our acclaimed HOUSEWIVES TAROT with 78 full-color illustrations from acclaimed artist/designer Paul Kepple, and helpful text...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

The Thorn and the Blossom

When Evelyn Morgan walks into Thorne & Son, a bookstore in the Cornish village of Clewes, she doesn\'t know that she\'s going to meet the love of her life. When Brendan Thorne sells her a medieval poem called The Book of the Green Knight, he doesn\'t know that it will shape his future. After that first...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

Stuff Every Mom Should Know

On the heels of the successful Stuff Every Woman Should Know comes the volume that we don’t know what we’d do without: Stuff Every Mom Should Know. Full of the priceless, practical wisdom that moms of all ages need to know, from Baby-Proofing like an Expert to Making a Long Wait Fun, from Hosting a Slumber...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

Stuff Every Dad Should Know

On the heels of the successful Stuff Every Man Should Know (over 70,000 sold!) comes the volume that we don’t know what we’d do without: Stuff Every Dad Should Know. Full of the priceless, practical wisdom that dads of all ages need to know, from “Baby-clothes dos and don’ts” to “How to deal with separation...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

Presidential Campaign Posters

Includes 100 Ready-to-Frame Posters! Shepard Fairey’s instant-classic “Hope” poster for Barack Obama elevated the age-old art of the campaign poster back into the forefront of American awareness. Now Quirk digs through the Library of Congress archives and finds that our political history is full of amazing,...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

Marshmallow Madness

Approximately 50 recipes! Once you\'ve had a fresh, homemade marshmallow, it\'s suddenly like you\'ve never really had one before. Marshmallow Madness! is a sweet and beautifully photographed cookbook full of easy-to-follow recipes for classic homemade mallows like Chocolate and Vanilla Bean, as well...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

Cookie Dough Cookbook

Approximately 50 recipes! 100% Egg-Free! Kitchen magician and blogger Lindsay Landis shares her secret recipes for yummy (and egg-free) cookie doughs that you can eat raw, plus more than 50 recipes for delicious cookie dough desserts. US$18.95 (posted on 2011-05-25)

Taft 2012

He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican résumé. Liberals love his passion for peaceful diplomacy. The media can’t get enough of his larger-than-life personality. Regular folks can identify with his larger-than-life physique. And all the American people...[more] (posted on 2011-05-25)

Worst-Case Scenario Ultimate Adventure: Mars

In this ultimate adventure join the youngest crew of astronauts ever to make the trip to Mars! You’ll be faced with real dangers and decisions, and your choices will determine your fate on the Red Planet. Will you achieve your mission and return home to Earth safely, successfully earning the title of...[more] (posted on 2011-02-22)

Gig Posters Volume II

Here are 707 indie rock concert posters from the archives of Gigposters.com -- including 101 full-size posters that are perforated and ready to frame! Since 2001, Gigposters.com has been the Internet\'s premier resource for rock-show poster art; their massive online database showcases more than 100,000...[more] (posted on 2011-02-18)

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Cookiepedia

THE COOKIEPEDIA is a trusty, durable, and cozy-cute cookie book reminiscent of the old Betty Crocker volumes and hand-bound church-group cookbooks made by our mothers and grandmothers. Inside, you\'ll find easy illustrated instructions for all the classic homemade cookie recipes: --Chocolaty cookie...[more] (posted on 2011-02-11)

Boetry

Why don\'t more guys read poetry? Because it doesn\'t speak to them. As contemporary poets tackle subjects like incest, menstruation, and pine cones, regular guys are left scratching their heads. Who can speak for Everyman? Who will give voice to his passions, his fears, his dreams? Who can articulate...[more] (posted on 2011-02-11)

Bedbugs

Alex and Susan Wendt are the perfect couple in search of the perfect Brooklyn brownstone--and the house at 56 Cranberry Street is too good to pass up. Sure, the landlady seems a little eccentric. And the creepy handyman drops too many strange remarks about the previous tenants. But the sidewalk is lined...[more] (posted on 2011-02-11)

The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook: Paranormal

On hit TV shows, in best-selling books, blockbuster films, video games, and comics, pop culture has been overrun by hordes of vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, wizards, and other paranormal creatures. Luckily, the authors of the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series are back with all-new,...[more] (posted on 2011-02-11)

The Star Trek Book of Opposites

Quirk boldly goes where no OPPOSITES book has gone before with this campy, hilarious, and collectible impulse book. Part real children’s book, part STAR TREK humor book, THE STAR TREK BOOK OF OPPOSITES will feature full-color photographs of classic Star Trek’s most famous characters, villains, and episodes...[more] (posted on 2010-10-14)

Micro Crafts

Open this little book of Micro Crafts for a tiny world of miniature arts and crafts! Full-color photos illustrate 25+ completed projects, each smaller than a spool of thread. Simple step-by-step instructions, detail photos, and process illustrations provide everything you’ll need for crafting scraps,...[more] (posted on 2010-10-14)

Geek Wisdom

The 21st century is a world where, more than ever, information and ideas are power—which means it's a world where the people with information and ideas are the most desirable people of all. After years of being pantsed after class and mocked for our obsessions with math, sci-fi and computers, finally,...[more] (posted on 2010-10-14)

Little Old Lady Recipes

Thousands of cookbooks feature fancy gadgets, slick celebrity chefs, and exotic ingredients that are hard to pronounce. But what about the little old lady recipes that are the true stars of the potluck, the church social, and every single holiday party since the dawn of time? Whatever happened to cheesy...[more] (posted on 2010-10-14)

Insults Every Man Should Know

Jokes Every Man Should Know armed guys with humor to entertain any audience. Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know gave them the material to take it to the next level. But sometimes, a fellow’s pals just will not cut him a break—and for those occasions, Quirk is proud to presents Insults Every Man Should...[more] (posted on 2010-10-14)

Worst-Case Scenario Ultimate Adventure: Everest

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to climb THE WORLD’S TALLEST MOUNTAIN? Now’s your chance! In this real adventure, you’ll be part of the youngest team ever to climb Mount Everest. You’ll be faced with real dangers and real decisions, and it’ll be up to you to make all the right choices to...[more] (posted on 2010-09-23)

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The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook Junior Edition Weird

You never know when you might encounter something magical, mythical, out-of-this-world, or just plain freaky, so make sure you’re prepared. This book is packed with secrets and tips from folklore, history, and science that will help you get through the strangest situations. Inside you’ll ﬁnd...[more] (posted on 2010-09-16)

The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook Junior Edition Survive-O-Pedia

What’s a Survive-o-pedia? An exciting combination of encyclopedia and survival guide, this awesome book tells you the where, what, why, and how of survival in all kinds of extreme situations! Discover the science behind surviving such challenges as: • getting caught in a mudslide • facing an angry...[more] (posted on 2010-09-16)

Dreadfully Ever After: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was the surprise publishing phenomenon of 2009; the book spent more than 40 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller list and pioneered a bizarre micro-genre of monster mash-up literature. PPZ’s prequel, Dawn of the Dreadfuls, was also a New York Times Bestseller. Now...[more] (posted on 2010-07-01)

Meowmorphosis

Quirk leads mashup lit into bold new territory, turning the formula inside out to infuse Franz Kafka’s horrific masterpiece “The Metamorphosis” with the fuzziest, snuggliest, most adorable invaders possible: kittens! Gregor Samsa is a humble young man who supports his unemployed parents and teenage sister...[more] (posted on 2010-07-01)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Junior Edition: Gross

Boogers. Barf. Bad Breath. Whether it’s the rotting cheese in the back of the fridge or the B.O. from the sweaty armpit right next to you, there’s a whole lot of gross out there. This book has all the tips and tricks you’ll need to deal with all that “yuck” without losing your lunch along the way. Inside...[more] (posted on 2010-06-21)

Stuff Every Husband Should Know

On the heels of the successful Stuff Every Man Should Know and Stuff Every Woman Should Know comes the volume that both genders will treasure: Stuff Every Husband Should Know. Full of the priceless, practical wisdom that all wives hope their husbands possess, from "How to Make Decisions" to "The Ten...[more] (posted on 2010-04-30)

The Pregnancy Test

You’ve already heard the results of your first pregnancy test, and now you’re ready for the second! The Pregnancy Test answers all the blush-worthy questions you’d rather not ask your doctor: Why does my pee smell weird?; Can I skydive while pregnant?; If my baby only weighs 1 pound so far, why have...[more] (posted on 2010-04-30)

On a Stick!: 80 Quick ‘n’ Tasty Recipes

Why is it that delicious snacks often taste even better on a stick? Coconut Shrimp, Caramel Pears, and Haloumi Skewers are scrumptious hors d’oeuvres; Corndogs, Deep-Fried Candy Bars, and Fudge Puppies are junk food perfection. Everyone loves party food, cart food, and fair food on a stick! Just in time...[more] (posted on 2010-04-30)

Skywriting Journal

The Skywriting Journal is a handy 160-page notebook full of fluffy white clouds, desert sunsets, lightening storms, and early morning sunbeams! It turns the sky into a canvas for notes, musings, doodles, and drawings. (posted on 2010-03-04)

The Art of Roughhousing

You see it everywhere: Active, physical, rough-and-tumble play—what some might call “roughhousing”—has become marginalized. Gym classes are being shortened; recess periods are being eliminated. Kids are safety-belted and helmeted to within an inch of their lives. Is it any wonder children retreat to...[more] (posted on 2010-01-26)

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Witch Craft

Open this little book of Witch Craft for a spellbinding collection of dark arts and crafts! Full-color photos of 25+ completed projects are accompanied by simple illustrated instructions for crafting scraps, found objects, and everyday items into wonderfully witchy treats. Each step-by-step project is...[more] (posted on 2010-01-26)

Night of the Living Trekkies

Night of the Living Trekkies By It’s a zombie apocalypse and only one thing matters: What would Captain Kirk do? Just as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies blended monster mayhem with the world of regency romance, Night of the Living Trekkies mixes a zombie apocalypse with the enduring mythology of...[more] (posted on 2010-01-26)

Android Karenina

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Mosters co-author Ben H. Winters is back with an all-new collaborator, legendary Russian novelist Leo Tolstoy, and the result is Android Karenina—an enhanced edition of the classic love story set in a dystopian world of robots, cyborgs, and interstellar space travel. As...[more] (posted on 2010-01-13)

Dawn of the Dreadfuls

With more than one million copies in print, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was the surprise publishing phenomenon of 2009. A best seller on three continents, PPZ has been translated into 21 languages and optioned to become a major motion picture. In this terrifying and hilarious prequel, we witness...[more] (posted on 2009-11-12)

Ms. Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

A mysterious island shrouded in fog. An abandoned orphanage that’s crawling with spiders and rats. A locked cabinet filled with crumbling 19th century photographs and files. When he seeks escape after a fight with his father, a young boy accidentally stumbles upon an abandoned building, only to discover...[more] (posted on 2009-09-28)

The DC Comics 75th Anniversary Covers Collection

Much like Gig Posters Volume 1, this collection highlights 700+ examples of DC Comic’s best comic covers, including 100 perforated and ready-to-hang posters. On the reverse of each poster are short bios of the artists, plus images of his or her other notable works $40.00 (posted on 2009-09-26)

Home Economics

Home Economics reintroduces readers to thrifty tips, down-home know-how, honest-to-goodness advice, and delicious recipes. Modeled on and compiled from vintage home-ec textbooks, this adorable guide contains everything needed to whip up and keep up a happy and healthy home life. It’s the art—and science—of...[more] (posted on 2009-09-26)

Recipes Every Man Should Know

On the heels of the successful Jokes Every Man Should Know, Stuff Every Man Should Know, and Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know we are proud to present a companion volume, Recipes Every Man Should Know, which shares the same format as Jokes and Stuff and features a wealth of easy-to-make recipes, valuable...[more] (posted on 2009-09-26)

The Encyclopedia of Sandwiches

What’s in a Monte Cristo? Who eats Spaghetti Sandwiches? And what makes a sandwich a sandwich? Find out in the entertaining and illuminating Encyclopedia of Sandwiches, a handy pocket reference to the best food since, well, sliced bread. As Alan Davidson notes in the Oxford Companion to Food, “Sandwiches...[more] (posted on 2009-09-26)

Masterpuppet Theatre

All the world’s a stage when the curtains rise on this theater-in-a-box! Masterpuppet Theatre features 60 paper finger puppets of your favorite Shakespeare characters—from Hamlet and Ophelia to Lady Macbeth, King Lear, Romeo, Juliet, Puck, Falstaff, and more, and a 96-page “folio” of scripts from Shakespeare’s...[more] (posted on 2009-09-25)

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The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Series description: Danger! It lurks at every corner. Volcanoes. Sharks. Quicksand. Terrorists. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it\'s up to you to land the jet. What do you do? The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help: jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, illustrated...[more] (posted on 2009-09-22)

The Worst Case Scenario: Business Survival Guide

The Worst Case Scenario Pocket Guide: San Francisco

Series description: Danger! It lurks at every corner. Volcanoes. Sharks. Quicksand. Terrorists. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it's up to you to land the jet. What do you do? The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help: jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, illustrated...[more] (posted on 2009-09-21)

The Worst Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Meetings

The Worst Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cats

The Worst Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cars

Yum-Yum Bento Box

Japanese boxed lunches are called bento (or obento). These cute, yummy, healthy lunches are all the rage in Japan, where mothers think of them as an expression of love for their children. Bento boxes can be made from scratch, but they are also a great way to enjoy leftovers. Easy, nutritious, super-cute...[more] (posted on 2009-06-17)

Newly Wed Instructions Manual

Another major life change—marriage—is addressed in the newest installment of our best-selling Owner’s and Instruction Manuals series. The Newlywed’s Instruction Manual is the perfect follow-up to Bride and Groom. The Newlywed’s Instruction Manual will deal with all the issues that arise during the first...[more] (posted on 2009-06-17)

Hip Snips

Following the success of smash hits Penis Pokey and What’s Your Poo Telling You? comes the latest impulse-y, crude, I-can’t-believe-they-are-publishing-this-book book—Hip Snips. Yes, it’s about trendy new hairstyles, but not where you think. The trendy new hairstyles are down there. That’s right, your...[more] (posted on 2009-06-17)

Booze Cakes

Booze Cakes are yummy and a little bit tipsy! This gorgeous full-color cookbook features easy, step-by-step recipes for time-tested Classic Booze Cakes, such as Black Forest Cake, Golden Rum Cake, and English Trifle; individually portioned and party-perfect Cocktail Cakes, such as Piña Colada Cake, White...[more] (posted on 2009-06-17)

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Old Men Drinks

Dozens of books exist about “sexy” drinks: the Cosmo, Sex on the Beach, Buttery Nipple. But what about the old man drink? The Old Fashioned. The Sidecar. The Gibson. What about them? It’s time to pay tribute to those timeless go-to drinks that the old man at the bar always orders. They’re back in style...[more] (posted on 2009-06-17)

The Smart Family’s Passport

Family travel is the biggest segment of the travel market—more families travel than businessmen, couples, and any other demographic! The Smart Family’s Passport is a collection of valuable, useful, and money-saving tips for any family who loves to travel. All the tips come from real families—moms,...[more] (posted on 2009-06-16)

Secret Lives of Great Filmmakers

On the heels of Secret Lives of Great Authors, Great Artists, and Great Composers comes Secret Lives of Great Filmmakers—a look at screen legends ranging from D.W. Griffith and Charlie Chaplin to Martin Scorcese and the Coen Brothers. Learn behind-the-scenes bios and true tawdry tales of your favorite...[more] (posted on 2009-06-06)

Stuff Every Woman Should Know

On the heels of the successful Jokes Every Man Should Know and Stuff Every Man Should Know comes the companion for the fairer sexâ€”Stuff Every Woman Should Know. Full of valuable information that can apply to women of all ages, from How to Throw a Party at a Momentâ€™s Notice to How to Flirt to How...[more] (posted on 2009-06-06)

Soil Mates

Just like people, plants are searching for the perfect companion. That’s right, they’re looking for their soil mates, and it’s our job as gardeners to help these lovelorn veggies find each other. In Soil Mates, a sweet little guide to companion planting, you’ll learn why Broccoli loves Rosemary and whether...[more] (posted on 2009-06-06)

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was our surprise hit of 2009, with more than 500,000 copies in print and tons of buzz from the New York Times, National Public Radio, the BBC, Slate, the Los Angeles Times, the Boston Globe, Entertainment Weekly, Time magazine, USA Today, the Washington Post, and many...[more] (posted on 2009-05-11)

Sherlock Holmes Handbook

The first Sherlock Holmes adventure appeared in 1888, but today the detective is more popular than ever—witness the upcoming release of Sherlock Holmes, starring Robert Downey Jr. as the legendary Victorian sleuth and Jude Law as his faithful chronicler, Dr. John H. Watson. For readers who dream of...[more] (posted on 2009-01-27)

The Quotable Douchebag

At long last, here is the definitive collection of the douchiest remarks of all time. The Quotable Douchebag is the first quote book of its kind. With more than 1,000 amazingly douchey remarks, readers will finally be able to find the worst quotation for any occasion. Chock-full of dimwitted wisdom from...[more] (posted on 2009-01-27)

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know

Hot on the heels of Quirk’s surprise spring 2008 best seller, Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know packages more than 100 of the raunchiest jokes you’ve ever heard, all packaged in a sophisticated little black book. Including: four jokes about lonely lumberjacks, six about popes, three about sheep, two...[more] (posted on 2009-01-27)

Big Fat Lies!

The brilliant minds at mental_floss have entertained millions of trivia buffs with their unique magazine and publishing program. Now they\'ve produced their first trivia card game. Each card contains two statements. One is true, the other is not. Can you spot the Big Fat Lie? Here\'s one from the...[more] (posted on 2008-11-18)

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The Worst-Case Scenario™ Survival Handbook:Junior Edition Middle School

Even for the nerves-of-steel creators of the Worst-Case Scenario Handbooks, there is a place so dangerous, frightening, and fraught with pitfalls that few ever want to return there. What is this awful place? Middle School! But it doesn’t have to be that way. Inside are practical instructions to help...[more] (posted on 2008-11-04)

Field Guide to Candy

What’s the secret to making luscious lollipops and lemon drops? How do you make the perfect raspberry chocolate truffle? And what puts the crunch in buttercrunch toffee? Find out in Field Guide to Candy, a handy pocket reference to more than 100 candy recipes, complete with the fascinating historical...[more] (posted on 2008-10-29)

Stuff Every Man Should Know

What should a man know? A little bit of everything! Impress the ladies, the children, and make other men jealous. Here’s a collection of facts, tips and how-to’s on everything from wine and beer, philosophy, sports, love and sex, fashion and etiquette, and more. This pint-sized reference for bar tricks,...[more] (posted on 2008-10-29)

Little Guide to Vintage Shopping

Vintage clothing never goes out of style, offering couture quality at a fraction of the price. In The Little Guide to Vintage Shopping, vintage dealer Melody Fortier demystifies the buying process, telling you just what to look for, what to avoid, and what to expect to pay. And so that you can put your...[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

The Astrology of Everyone

A comprehensive guide to improving every relationship in your life through astrology, The Astrology of Everyone outlines the best ways to interact with every sign. Straying from typical astrology books that focus on your sign, The Astrology of Everyone focuses instead on the signs of those around you,...[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

CSI: The Interactive Mystery

For eight seasons, TV audiences have thrilled to the adventures of CSI, the hit police procedural chronicling the adventures of Las Vegas crime scene investigators. Using high-tech equipment, forensic science, and plain old detective work, these sleuthing scientists have solved dozens of baffling mysteries....[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

Secret Lives of Great Composers

In the fine tradition of Secret Lives of Great Authors and Secret Lives of Great Artists comes the latest entry in Quirk’s successful series: Secret Lives of Great Composers. You’ve heard their scores in countless movies, from Fantasia to Apocalypse Now--now get the skinny on their tumultuous lives,...[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

The Grandparents’ Handbook

Author Elizabeth Laban writes, “Even though my mother was able to soothe my agitated infant immediately, there was a lot she didn’t remember – things like how to bathe and swaddle a baby, and what to avoid feeding a child younger than one year old. Some of these things may even have changed since you...[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

Teen Owner’s Manual

From Pregnancy to Baby to Toddler, Quirk’s Owner’s and Instruction Manuals have taught parents everywhere (by the hundreds of thousands) all about the wonders, mysteries, and realities of impending and actual parenting. Now comes the final frontier: the moment when your pre-teen turns into a full-fledged...[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

Penis Pokey Sketchbook

By Christopher Behrens Following the huge success of Penis Pokey, here comes another hilarious, slightly inappropriate title: The Penis Pokey Sketchbook. Featuring a few new Pokey “situations,” activities, and you-complete-the-picture illustrations, this sketchbook will have you laughing your head...[more] (posted on 2008-10-28)

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Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Extreme Junior Edition

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Extreme Junior Edition -- The best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series returns with this \"extreme\" follow-up to the Junior Edition. Packed with funny, kid friendly instructions for the most extreme situations such as how to handle an encounter with a tarantula,...[more] (posted on 2008-06-30)

Gig Posters Volume 1

With Gig Posters Volume I, here are 500-750 rock concert posters from the biggest artists in the business—including 100 perforated, full-size posters that you can tear out and hang anywhere. On the reverse of each poster is a short bio of the artist, plus images of his other notable posters. Where do...[more] (posted on 2008-06-25)

Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: New York City

What New York City natives and tourists need to know, from getting a cab to chasing away cockroaches, stopping a runaway hot dog cart, and escaping a swarm of pigeons. From the Worst-Case Scenario folks, here is more invaluable advice for surviving life’s most dangerous and uncomfortable situations....[more] (posted on 2008-06-23)

Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Dogs

Dogs might be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean they don’t poop on the rug. The perfect book for dog owners and would-be dog owners. Points out the problems and solutions—puppy-proofing your home, removing skunk odors from your dog, how to teach an old dog new tricks, how to give your dog the...[more] (posted on 2008-06-23)

Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Breakups

What could be more worst-case than breaking up with your lover? Includes what to do if you’re left at the altar; tell-tale signs your relationship is over; how to show up at a party alone; treating red, puffy eyes; and how to make your bed feel fuller. From the Worst-Case Scenario folks, here is...[more] (posted on 2008-06-23)

Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement

Whether you retire young with your venture capital fortune or later with Social Security, retirement can be filled with great experiences—or perilous adventure in need of Worst-Case attention. This indispensable guide includes how to drive a golf cart in bad weather, how to deal with sea sickness on...[more] (posted on 2008-06-23)

Worst-Case Scenario Handbook: Extreme

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Extreme Edition -- How could it get any worse? For the latest book in the phenomenally successful Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series, the authors have pulled out all the stops, harkening back to the core appeal that made the first book a runaway...[more] (posted on 2008-06-10)

Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Politics

The Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Politics -- Leave it to the experts of the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series to ferret out the most scandalous, dangerous, incompetent, and downright awful people to ever seek power. The most lavish palaces, the bloodiest coups, the stupidest declarations. . . ....[more] (posted on 2008-06-10)

Worst-Case Scenario Handbook: Complete

The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -- The worst of the worst, all in one place! This deluxe desk reference includes a hardbound volume of the most popular scenarios from all 11 Worst-Case Scenario handbooks, plus the entire contents of all the books on a fully searchable CD. Avoid the...[more] (posted on 2008-06-10)

How to Live With a Huge Penis

For generations, conventional wisdom stated you could never sell a book with “penis” in the title—until Quirk’s Penis Pokey shattered all of the rules, racking up 100,000 in net sales in just 18 months. In this same tradition comes How to Live with a Huge Penis – a gift every man will cherish, regardless...[more] (posted on 2008-05-18)

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MBA Degree in a Box

With Law School and Med School in a Box, Quirk brought affordable graduate education to the masses. (Both boxes have netted 17,000 since publication in May 2007.) Quirk continues this tradition of quality education with MBA Degree in a Box, a crash course in business and finance. Contents include: Your...[more] (posted on 2008-05-18)

Sex Instruction Manual

The Sex Instruction Manual is a humorous but informative guide to the mechanics of sex. Using the characteristic techy tone of Quirk’s instruction manual series, The Sex Instruction Manual will teach readers the basic and advanced techniques of lovemaking, from aphrodisiacs to foreplay to various positions...[more] (posted on 2008-05-18)

Walls Notebook

Haven’t you ever wanted to write on walls, legally? Well, here’s your chance! This fun journal presents real, unique walls for you to decorate with notes, scribbles, and drawings. (posted on 2008-05-17)

Wine Secrets

Beginners and connoisseurs alike will appreciate the insights of the world’s top wine professionals in Wine Secrets, a collection of wisdom from more than 40 leading sommeliers, winemakers, chefs, wine writers, and critics. Author Marnie Old, herself a respected sommelier and wine educator, shares the...[more] (posted on 2008-05-07)

Kitchen Garden Kit

The Kitchen Garden Kit contains everything gardeners need to collect, store, and replant seeds for their favorite tried-and-true vegetables, from squash and cucumbers to peppers, peas, and heirloom tomatoes. Gardening expert and NPR personality Mike McGrath provides simple step-by-step instructions,...[more] (posted on 2008-05-07)

DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood

So, Dad, the kid\'s butt is redder that a baboon\'s, and he\'s screaming like a crazed hockey fan. Powder or butt paste? Where can a new or expecting father go to get a bit of paternal wisdom and friendly advice on pregnancy and the first year with a new baby? How about to those experienced, approachable...[more] (posted on 2008-05-07)

Friend of Faux

Men let you down. Therapy is expensive. When you need someone to talk you through a crisis or celebrate one of life’s minor victories, you need to know who will pick up the phone and who will let it go straight to voicemail. The former is a friend. The latter is…where it gets interesting. Friend or Faux...[more] (posted on 2008-05-07)

The Golf Guru

Since 2002, readers of the world’s #1 golf magazine – Golf Digest – have submitted their most baffling and perplexing golf questions to John Barton, a.k.a. The Golf Guru: Is it ever okay for a man to use a colored golf ball? Am I entitled to a free drop if dog poop interferes with my lie or stance? How...[more] (posted on 2008-05-07)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, The: Life

An omnibus of fast-access survival advice on the full range of everyday life emergencies, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: LIFE packs hundreds of instant, real solutions to daily crises—because getting through the day is survival enough. Diverging from the multi-step scenarios of the previous...[more] (posted on 2008-05-06)

Christopher Walken: A to Z

Over a career spanning 30+ years, Christopher Walken has generated an enormous cult following.(If you need proof, just search for “cowbell” on YouTube.) ChristopherWalken A to Z offers the first biography of this quirky show-business legend, with entries on everything from Actor’s Studio (the legendary...[more] (posted on 2008-05-06)

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel, featuring an all-new zombie subplot. As our story opens, a strange and mysterious plague has fallen...[more] (posted on 2008-05-06)

Rock Bible (The)

The Rock Bible is a collection of rock rules and witty observations collected from the folks who know rock best—musicians, tour managers, tour promoters, the fans of Chunklet Magazine, and the magazine’s editor himself, Henry Owings. Featuring chapters on: A Book of Revelations, The Gospel According...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Dracula's Heir

Dracula’s Guest: An Interactive Vampire Mystery By Sam Stall In 1897, Archibald Constable & Company published Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the most famous horror novel of all time. For reasons still debated by critics, the first chapter of Dracula was cut from the book just weeks before publication. Here,...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Pardon my President

Pardon My President features more than 75 opportunities to say “I’m sorry” for President Bush—just sign your name, fold along the score lines, and add a stamp. Here are hilarious and heartbreaking apologies to the Dixie Chicks, Dan Rather, the nation of Iraq, gays and lesbians, the city of New Orleans,...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Field Guide to Cookies (The)

What’s the secret to making foolproof friands? And what puts the snap in the very best ginger snaps? Find out in Field Guide to Cookies, a handy pocket reference to more than 100 cookie recipes, complete with the fascinating historical background, season, and helpful baking notes for each delicious variety,...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Your Big Fat Boyfriend

Gaining weight is every woman’s worst nightmare, and according to Jenna Bergen, your big fat boyfriend may be the one to blame! Studies have shown that when a woman is in a relationship, she almost always gains weight. Your Big Fat Boyfriend explores why this phenomenon happens and what a woman can do...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Posters for the People

This lavish coffee-table book highlights 500 of the best posters produced by the Works Progress Administration (WPA) during the 1930s and 1940s. The WPA employed hundreds of out-of-work artists to raise awareness about public issues and civic life. These posters provide a snapshot of life (and graphic...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Mysterio’s Encyclopedia of Magic and Conjuring

Using the same “golden age of magic” aesthetic that made our Amazing Magical Wonder Deck so popular, Mysterio’s Encyclopedia of Magic and Conjuring is the how-to guide that Houdini never left behind. It features hundreds of tricks divided into various categories for ease of use: card magic, money magic,...[more] (posted on 2008-02-12)

Color me Fierce!

Scribbling has never been so fashionable! Crayon Couture is an activity book for those who love the fashionable life . . . and for those who love to hate it. Games include color by number, connect the dots, and complete the drawing—it’s the perfect combo of retro coloring books and immature couture....[more] (posted on 2008-02-01)

First Timer’s Kit:

This handsome metal tin features a comprehensive sexual education, courtesy of the bizarre (and completely fictitious) medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner. Contents include: Dr. Horner\'s textbook, How to Lose Your Virginity in 96 Pages (This book features a wealth of advice from a retired male doctor...[more] (posted on 2008-02-01)

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The Art of the Video Game

The Art of the Video Game is the first book to celebrate the artistry of video games, which are poised to define 21st-century entertainment. LA Times video games reporter Josh Jenisch celebrates the artistry of video games through a comprehensive survey of stunning examples from the biggest studios in...[more] (posted on 2008-01-31)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: A Graphic Novel

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” is a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald about a man who ages in reverse: He is born a feeble 70-year-old and becomes younger as the years progress. This faithful graphic-novel adaptation chronicles Benjamin Button’s many adventures: He falls in love with a woman...[more] (posted on 2008-01-31)

The Bride Instruction Manual

The Bride’s Instruction Manual trims away all the unnecessary frills and gets right down to business, offering the bride-to-be all the essential information she needs to know as she prepares for the Big Day. Author Carrie Denny, editor of Philadelphia’s Elegant Weddings magazine, offers brides a practical...[more] (posted on 2008-01-28)

The Secret Lives of Great Artists

Learn about the artists behind all your favorite works—and the works they’ve inspired: Michelangelo had such repellant body odor that his assistants couldn’t stand working for him; Gustav Klimt allegedly fathered at least 40 illegitimate children; Pablo Picasso did jail time for ripping off several statues...[more] (posted on 2008-01-28)

Creepy Cute Crochet

One of today’s hippest craft trends is amigurumi, Japanese-inspired crochet and knit stuffed dolls that have inspired crafters everywhere to create gaggles of adorable creatures. Most patterns are for little kitties, bears, bunnies, and the like, but here’s an offering for those who prefer their cute...[more] (posted on 2007-08-20)

Murder at Wayne Manor

Hot on the heels of The Crimes of Dr. Watson comes an all-new interactive mystery featuring one of the most famous detectives in popular culture: Batman. During an excavation of the grounds around Wayne Manor, construction workers discover the dead body of a young woman and a diary. As Bruce Wayne thumbs...[more] (posted on 2007-08-20)

Pops!

A cultural trend has led to a proliferation of “kidults” who hang out at cupcake bakeries, shop for collectible toys, play in the kitchen, and never grow up. Pops! introduces these adults to a whole new frozen treat—one that is a fun, fashionable food. This original compendium includes more than 100...[more] (posted on 2007-08-20)

The Pregnancy Instruction Manual

The prequel to the book that started it all, The Pregnancy Instruction Manual is a fun, informative, accessible antidote to all those scary pregnancy books out there. Expectant moms (and dads) will find plenty to laugh—and learn—about as they chart the course of their new adventure. Each chapter is brimming...[more] (posted on 2007-07-19)

Baby Notecards—Baby Owner’s Manual

Quirk extends its reach in the gift market to include a new line of notecards. Combining Quirk’s slightly twisted content and a package with total object appeal, this fresh, humorous line of stationery will appeal to our core market of young, urban consumers. Cards are large enough to hold a 4 x 6 photograph,...[more] (posted on 2007-07-19)

Kitschy Stitches Notecards

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To Quote a Queer

We’re here. We’re queer. And we’re hilarious—not to mention eloquent, bitchy, poetic, incisive, shrill, luminous, and dead-on brilliant. To Quote a Queer gathers together more than 3,000 of the most pert, sinister, and illuminating pearls of wisdom ever uttered . . . with a lisp. To Quote a Queer brings...[more] (posted on 2007-07-18)

The Anti-War Quote Book

Public support of the Iraq War has reached an all-time low. According to a CBS News/NYT poll of 3/18/07: 72% of Americans disapprove of George W. Bush’s handling of the war, 61% of Americans think the U.S. should have stayed out of Iraq; and 63% of Americans would like to see a timetable for withdrawal...[more] (posted on 2007-07-18)

Secret Lives of Great Authors

You laughed at Secret Lives of the Presidents (80,000 net). You cried at Secret Lives of the First Ladies (25,000 net). Now it’s time to leave the history classroom and go down the hall to English 101. Here are irreverent and fun-filled bios of all the writers you were forced to read in high school –...[more] (posted on 2007-07-17)

Margarita Mama

Tired of skipping cocktails with the girls just because you’re pregnant? Feel more like your old self again with a batch of Alyssa Gusenoff’s pregnancy-appropriate, alcohol-free cocktails—you’ll be knocking ‘em back with the best of them. Margarita Mama offers 60+ delicious mocktails specifically designed...[more] (posted on 2007-07-17)

Field Guide to Luck

The next time someone at a bar asks you for your star sign, go ahead and reveal it—along with your destiny number, birth number, and Chinese astrological sign. From the good luck of shamrocks, rabbits’ feet, and horseshoes to the bad luck of broken mirrors, black cats, and umbrellas opened indoors, our...[more] (posted on 2007-07-17)

The Rookie Mom’s Handbook

There are plenty of activity books for babies and toddlers. But Rookie Moms is the first book of activities designed exclusively for new moms. Here are 250 enjoyable activities to help rookie moms maintain a sense of individuality and boost their confidence in their ability to leave the house, socialize,...[more] (posted on 2007-07-17)

The Indiana Jones Handbook

Raiders of the Lost Ark! Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom! Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! They’re three of the biggest blockbusters of all time. Now George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Harrison Ford are teaming up to bring us Indiana Jones 4-- due in theaters May 22, 2008. What’s the movie about?...[more] (posted on 2007-07-17)

The Groom Instructions Manual

The women-centric world of wedding books is about to meet its male counterpart: The Groom’s Instruction Manual. Here’s everything a groom needs to know for his big day – presented with clear instructions and With a visual language that guys can understand. Here are tips on: Getting Engaged (Popping the...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

Sci-Fi Baby Names

Here’s an irreverent twist on a perennial gift book genre: the baby name book meets the weird, unusual, otherworldly realm of science-fiction. Sci-Fi Baby Names compiles 500 distinctive surnames from sci-fi books, movies, and TV shows into a handy reference with a crazy, retro, sci-fi design. Think babies...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

100 Dogs Who Changed Civilization

If you don’t believe that one dog has the power to alter civilization, then you’ve obviously never heard of Biche, Frederick the Great’s Italian Greyhound, who sparked a war between France and Prussia. Or Robot, the dog who discovered the prehistoric cave paintings in Lascaux, France. Or Laika, the first...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

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Field Guide to Knitting

It’s been called “the new yoga.” Julia Roberts does it. Madonna, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Hilary Swank all do it. It’s knitting, a fiber art as old as time, and it’s sweeping the nation. But how can you know your knits from your purls? How can you put these simple methods together to create a knitted...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

This Saint \'s for You

Calling all grave-diggers, astronauts, coin collectors, poets, and vegetarians! And if you’re a salesperson—or a publishing professional—you’ll want to read this, too! We have identified hundreds of men, women, and children who are eager to help you—specifically you—with your problems. We’re talking...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

The Jewish Comedy Thesaurus

The Comedy Thesaurus was Quirk’s sleeper hit of Fall 2005, selling more than 50,000 copies in its first year. Now we’re back with an all-new collection—the hippest, funniest example of Jewish humor ever published, with quotes from Jon Stewart, Larry David, Adam Sandler, Phyllis Diller, and countless...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

The Crimes of Dr Watson

Every year brings dozens of new books about legendary detective Sherlock Holmes. Now Quirk is unveiling The Crimes of Dr. Watson, the first completely interactive Sherlock Holmes mystery. This book, complete with Victorian-era illustrations, contains an original novella in the form of a letter from Dr....[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

24: The Official CTU Operations Manual

Over the last five seasons, the TV drama 24 has developed an enormous popular following and received plenty of critical acclaim (the show won Emmys for Best Drama and Best Actor). For every fan who’s dreamed about fighting terrorism with Federal Agent Jack Bauer, Quirk is proud to present 24: The Counter-Terrorism...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

Casino Confidential

The one sure bet when it comes to gambling is this: The house always wins. Sure, every year a small percentage of people comes out ahead. But in gambling, the big winners are always the casinos themselves. Unlike every other gambling book on the market, Casino Confidential is written from a pit boss’s...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

Anything for a Vote

These days, pundits throw up their hands in horror when Presidential candidates resort to negative campaigning. But the only surprise is why these guys are so shocked. Anything for a Vote is a whimsical look at 200+ years of bad behavior in presidential elections, from 1796 to the present day. It covers...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Junior Edition, The

What could be more full of unforeseen pitfalls than the life of a kid? School, social life, family – in every sphere of life there are potentially disastrous situations. From cafeteria food to zits, from embarrassing siblings to over-enthusiastic teachers, from a back-breaking backpack to a runaway bicycle,...[more] (posted on 2007-03-15)

How to Behave: Dating and Sex

Is it ever okay to “embellish” your dating profile? What’s the best way to deal with close-talkers? How can you handle a date who shows too much PDA? Discover the answers to these and other burning questions in Caroline Tiger’s guide to modern love, How to Behave: Dating and Sex. You’ll learn the proper...[more] (posted on 2006-10-23)

Baby Owner’s Starter’s Kit, The

Taking advantage of the fabulous success of The Baby Owner's Manual, The Baby Owner's Starter Kits is the perfect all-in-one gift for any hip parent-to-be. Includes The Baby Owner's Manual, Growth Chart, Diaper Changing and Swaddling Instructional Poster, Babysitter's Memo Pad, and decorative stickers...[more] (posted on 2006-10-10)

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So Cute You Could Die!

What’s more cute than a kitten splayed out on her back? A dog viewed through a fisheye lens! A teensy tiny frog! Two seals kissing! A hippo snuggling with a tortoise! Guaranteed to produce more “awwws” than any book out there, So Cute You Could Die! is a small, chunky full-color celebration of the cutest...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Evil Empire

The supposedly glorious history of British civilization is a lie, a long and bloody lie. Steve Grasse has discovered how the British Empire has had a hand in every major war of the millennium and every calamity facing us in the 21st century—starvation, poverty, Communists, terrorists, you name it—if...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Smart Traveler’s Passport, The

Budget Travel isn’t just about the best travel experience at the lowest price—it’s also about traveling “the right way.” Their philosophy, “Vacations for real people,” has led them to their readership for guidance, and this collection of their readers’ best 393 travel tips is a great addition to any...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Jane Austen Handbook, The

For many a modern girl, there is no better escape from the stress of everyday life than a day spent watching the 6-hour BBC production of Pride and Prejudice, fantasizing over landing her own Mr. Darcy. Based in the world of Jane Austen’s novels, but filled with contemporary insights, The Jane Austen...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Med School in a Box

Going to med school takes forever! Three years of classes, one year of internships, two years of residency – when will it end? It doesn’t have to be so difficult. Med School in a Box offers a complete medical education in a tiny metal box—all for a very affordable tuition of $14.95. It features: Med...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Women Know Everything!

Here are 3000 quotes by women on virtually every subject imaginable: art, business, children, dating, elections, family, gardens, hairstyles, and more. You’ll find quotes from all the usual suspects – Eleanor Roosevelt, Abigail Adams, Florence Nightingale – but also plenty of quotes from newer, more...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Stacked Decks

Mark Rotenberg has the world’s largest private collection of vintage erotica, and he’s already published two wildly popular books with Taschen, Forbidden Erotica (one of Taschen’s Top 25 Best-selling Titles of All Time) and Cheesecake! (republished as 1000 Forbidden Pictures). Stacked Decks showcases...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

100 Cats Who Changed Civilization

Cats are many things: fuzzy, cute, lazy, silly. But are they influential? Are they socially significant? Have some cats really altered the course of human civilization? The answer is yes! 100 Cats Who Changed Civilization offers factual accounts of cats who played myriad roles in human history, either...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

How to Survive a Horror Movie

Every month a new horror movie hits #1 at the box office. But nothing ever changes—and horror movie characters keep making the same stupid mistakes. Enter How to Survive a Horror Movie. It’s an illustrated guide to surviving every kind of horror movie obstacle, from axe-wielding psychopaths to haunted...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

Secret Lives of the Civil War

The author of Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents and Secret Lives of the First Ladies returns with another bizarre look at history’s most celebrated personalities. With Secret Lives of the Civil War, Cormac O’Brien unearths a host of strange little-known facts about Abraham Lincoln, Jefferson Davis,...[more] (posted on 2006-09-05)

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How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist

Let’s face it—lust can seriously impair your judgment. It’s hard enough for most women to meet a sane, single, straight specimen—so who has time for a psychoanalytic debriefing with a hot new guy on the horizon? Enter Patricia Carlin’s hilarious and handy guide, How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist....[more] (posted on 2006-04-21)

Law School in a Box

Going to med school takes forever! 3 years of classes, 1 year of internships, 2 years of residency, and so on and so on and so on. It doesn’t have to be this difficult. Med School in a Box offers a complete medical education in a tiny metal box—all for a very affordable tuition of $14.95. Assembled by...[more] (posted on 2006-04-21)

Field Guide to Seafood

Doctors now recommend eating fish or shellfish two to three days a week, to reap the plentiful health benefits. For many, however, this is a daunting suggestion—the variety and number of different kinds of fish and shellfish is overwhelming. Field Guide to Seafood has come to the rescue. Continuing Quirk’s...[more] (posted on 2006-04-21)

Spider-Man Handbook, The

With great power comes great responsibility. But how can you use your powers responsibly without some kind of training manual? Enter The Spider-Man Handbook. From the fine points of web-slinging and wall-crawling to navigating the pitfalls of life as a superhero, to how to identify a criminal mastermind...[more] (posted on 2006-04-21)

Graceland

More than 600,000 people visit Graceland every year – making it one of the most popular tourist destinations in the United States. With Graceland: An Interactive Pop-Up Tour, you’ll go behind the velvet ropes for an all-access tour of the Elvis Presley Estate. Eight fiendishly inventive pop-up spreads...[more] (posted on 2006-04-21)

Television Without Pity

The creators of Televisionwithoutpity.com know a thing or two about the guilty pleasures television has to offer; in fact, their website’s entire purpose is to give people a place to revel in their guilty televisual pleasures. Television Without Pity features 752 of their irreverent but spot-on observations...[more] (posted on 2006-04-21)

Museum of Kitschy Stitches, The

The Museum of Kitschy Stitches is a full-color showcase of the hideous and shocking (and all-too real!) knitting and crocheting horrors from eras gone by. Museum “curator” Stitchy McYarnpants (aka Debbie Brisson) has trolled knitting patterns, advertisements, and catalogs for the most groan-inspiring...[more] (posted on 2006-03-20)

Let’s Paint the ‘90s!

Hey kids! Are you and your roommates stuck in the dorm with a pint of Jack Daniel’s and nothing to do? Then Let’s Paint the ‘90s! The Glory of Grunge! The Beauty of Baywatch! The Awesomeness of Arsenio! It’s all here, in 45 crudely-depicted scenes for you to color. We’ll even provide a paint set and...[more] (posted on 2006-03-20)

Penis Pokey

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Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Book, The

You learned the basics of infant technology with The Baby Owner’s Manual. You tracked your baby’s development with The Baby Owner’s Maintenance Log. Now it’s time to enhance your baby’s performance with The Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Book. This illustrated guide (for units aged 0-36 months) features...[more] (posted on 2006-03-20)

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Suburban Legends

Ah, Suburbia! Land of carpools and cul-de-sacs! Home to good schools and green lawns! An idyllic place where nothing bad ever happens—right? Wrong. Life in the ‘burbs has a dark side—and Suburban Legends shows the worst of it. Here are 75 spooky tales of haunted housing developments, corpses buried in...[more] (posted on 2006-03-20)

Field Guide to Dreams

You woke up in a sweat, or crying, or with a heartbeat so quick you feel like you just ran a mile. Who was the faceless man chasing you over the rainbow? What did it mean when you turned around and kissed him? Why were you naked!? Whether you want to find out what a dream symbol or person means or to...[more] (posted on 2006-03-20)

Fine Waters

Water is indeed everywhere—especially bottled water. High end restaurants now have “water lists” in addition to wine lists, water bars are opening up around the globe, and gourmet markets are selling dozens of different varieties of bottled waters. Consumers are beginning to recognize that bottled water,...[more] (posted on 2006-03-20)

Toddler Owner's Maintenance Log, The

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Worst-Case Scenario, The: Daily Survival Calendar

Discover on a daily basis the tricks and tips that may well save your life one day! A daily calendar adapted from the very successful Worst-Case Scenario Handbook series. (posted on 2005-10-28)

Home Owner's Manual, The

At last! A Beginner's Guide to Home Technology. Your home: It's probably your biggest investment-but it doesn't come with an owner's manual! Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Home Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How can I drain the sludge...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

Campfire Cuisine

Campers wax rhapsodic about the pleasures of sleeping outdoors, breathing clean air, and communing with nature, all the while resigning themselves to eating unhealthy, unsatisfying foods around the campfire. Campfire Cuisine is here to change all that. Campfire Cuisine is a guide for lovers of both good...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

Haiku Mama

This collection of irreverent haikus reflects on the reality of motherhood, from the television's role as babysitter to cleaning up a spilled plate of SpaghettiOs, from the smell of a dirty diaper to never having a private moment. It's the perfect gift for hip moms with young ones at home-it can be picked...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

How to Say 'Fabulous!' in 8 Different Languages

Gay tourism is booming! Recent articles in USA Today, Forbes, and the Wall Street Journal have described how cities around the world are spending millions to attract gay travelers. And with How to Say "Fabulous!" in 8 Different Languages, these men will know how to speak the language, regardless of...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

Pocket Dad

When it comes to buying a car, fixing a clogged drain, barbecuing the juiciest steak, and polishing up your magic tricks, who are you going to turn to for all the practical advice you need to know? Dad, of course, has all the answers, but when Dad lives in another city and you're really on your own,...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

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Marilyn Merlot and the Naked Grape

Here's a dirty secret that everyone in the wine industry knows (but no one will ever admit): Most people can't distinguish a "bold, luscious Shiraz" from a "refreshing, virginal ruby Cabernet." Instead, most people buy a bottle of wine because it has an eye-catching label. Marilyn Merlot and the Naked...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

Executive's Almanac, The

Business doesn't have to be boring. Milton Moskowitz, international business journalist, has spent 50 years compiling his knowledge of the facts and quirks of the global business machine. The Executive's Almanac features some 200+ short, blurby factoids through lists, anecdotes, histories, diagrams,...[more] (posted on 2005-09-26)

Pregnancy Countdown Book, The

The average pregnancy lasts 280 days-and the suspense can often be excruciating! For those women looking for straight info or helpful advice, most books on the market will suffice. But until now, there's never been a book on the market that works as both a gift book AND a book of practical info. The...[more] (posted on 2005-09-21)

Superman Handbook, The

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the follow-up to our successful The Batman Handbook-a brand-new, real-world guide to saving the day, arriving just in time for the June 2006 box office release of Superman Returns. It doesn't take superpowers to know how to problem solve-just superknowledge....[more] (posted on 2005-09-16)

Kiss and Tell

What makes French kissing “French”? Who played the first game of Spin the Bottle? What compels millions of tourists to kiss the Blarney Stone? And—most importantly—what does Julia Roberts look for in a good kisser? The answers to these questions can be found in Kiss and Tell—an irreverent miscellany...[more] (posted on 2005-05-25)

Yoga for Regular Guys

Listen up, guys: If you think yoga is just for earthy-crunchy New Agers, think again! Three-time World Champion Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page—one of the biggest superstars in professional wrestling—is hereto prove that yoga is for regular guys, too. Chock-full of smartass humor and a whole lot of attitude,...[more] (posted on 2005-05-25)

Big Book of Porn, The

Porn is more mainstream than ever—witness recent bestsellers by Jenna Jameson, Traci Lords, The Vivid Girls, and Pamela Anderson. Continuing this fine tradition is The Big Book of Porn—a friendly, funny celebration of adult movies. Chapters include: •Know Your Classics: The 25 most important adult films....[more] (posted on 2005-05-25)

How to Con Your Kid

Children bring boundless joy into your life. They also bring temper tantrums, stubborn moods, and 90-decibel fits of hysterical screaming. Think we’re exaggerating? Just try getting one to finish his dinner. It’s time to spare the aggravation and take some action. How to Con Your Kidshows how parents...[more] (posted on 2005-05-12)

Field Guide to Herbs and Spices

It's the little things that make a meal taste so good--a sprig of rosemary simmering with the soup, chopped dill to infuse the yogurt, and cinnamon to give subtle heat to a bun. We're talking about herbs and spices, those essentials of cooking. But would you know your thyme from your sage? Cumin from...[more] (posted on 2005-05-12)

Handbook of Style (The)

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Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Wedding, The

Wedding dress torn? Cake collapsed? Groom gone missing? Despite all the planning, the happy couple might not actually be prepared for the “Big Day” and all that can go awry. Luckily, the authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series are back with all new, stepby-step...[more] (posted on 2005-03-16)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, Book of Survival Questions

The authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series have taught millions to prepare for the worst—but how can readers be sure they’re really ready? The Worst-Case Scenario Book of Questions collects more than 200 survival dilemmas, quizzes, and story problems designed...[more] (posted on 2005-03-16)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook:Travel

Work is bad enough, but what if things go really wrong? The Worst-Case Scenario authors come to the rescue with expert advice for surviving dozens of nightmare on-the-job scenarios, whether in the office or on the loading dock. From savage bike messengers to a bag of pretzels stuck in the lunchroom vending...[more] (posted on 2005-03-16)

Field Guide to Cocktails

Quirk’s popular Field Guideseries has taught readers how to identify stains, gestures, fruits and vegetables, meats, and even power tools. Now it’s time to kick back and relax—with Field Guide to Cocktails. Here are recipes for more than 200 libations, from tried-and-true classics like the Tom Collins...[more] (posted on 2005-03-12)

Use this Book

This book is designed to be used, not read. The Swiss Army knife of books, Use This Book! offers individual pages with a multitude of functions. There are pages that do double duty as a cup or a sun dial and others that serve as useful on-the-spot reference tools (time zone charts, metric conversion...[more] (posted on 2005-03-12)

Cat Owner’s Maintenance Log, The

Most pet owners keep their veterinary records in a single place—and up until now, a generic notebook has had to do the trick. But with these two guided journals—based on our popular books The Dog Owner’s Manual and The Cat Owner’s Manual—monitoring the performance of your pet is easier than ever! Each...[more] (posted on 2005-03-10)

Dog Owner’s Maintenance Log, The

Colorstrology

Colorstrology is a fascinating blend of astrology, numerology, and color theory that offers exciting new insights about our lives and relationships. Written by renowned astrologer Michele Bernhardt with the artists at Pantone, Inc., the global authority on color, the system features 366 “birthday colors”...[more] (posted on 2005-03-09)

Amazing Magical Wonder Deck, The

Astound your family, bewilder your friends and begin your career in magic with the amazing magical wonder deck! Simply lift the lid, read the illustrated book, and begin exploring the wonderful world of magic. The magic box contains a 52-card "tapered" deck - indistinguishable from ordinary playing...[more] (posted on 2005-03-09)

Mysterious Times: Strange Stories of 30 Real-Life Mysteries, The

UFOs, Ouija boards, haunted houses, and more—they're all here in this collection of 30 great stories from The Mysterious Times, the world's leading newspaper of spooky and strange events. Readers will thrill to the Times' exclusive coverage of the Salem Witch Trials, Loch Ness Monster sightings, tragedy...[more] (posted on 2004-12-08)

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Explorer’s Gazette: Amazing Stories of 30 Real Life Journeys, The

What do world explorers like Marco Polo, Jacques Cousteau, and Sally Ride all have in common? Naturally, it's a subscription to The Explorer's Gazette—the weekly newspaper that explorers trust most! This exciting retrospective collects 30 of theGazette's most famous cover stories, describing expeditions...[more] (posted on 2004-12-08)

How to do a Belly Flop

For Kids Only! are handbooks to being the coolest kid on the block. Usually passed from kid to kid (and not always accurately), here are instructions on how to master dozens of skills, from the practical to the impractical. How to Do a Belly Flop takes the fun to summertime, when skipping stones, climbing...[more] (posted on 2004-12-06)

Good, the Bad and the Fury, The

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Space Tourist’s Handbook, The

In May 2001, billionaire Dennis Tito made history as the first “space tourist”—he’s the guy who paid $20 million to travelto the International Space Station. Since that landmark voyage, many others have followed in his footsteps—all courtesy of Space Adventures, the first travel agency devoted exclusively...[more] (posted on 2004-11-15)

Date Him or Dump Him

Haven’t you ever wondered, at the beginning of a relationship, if the two of you are on the same page? Date Him or Dump Him is here to help. An interactive tool that can guide you to read the signs already present in even the most budding of relationships, this book will advise you on the course the...[more] (posted on 2004-11-15)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: College, The

The college years are a time of noble pursuit of knowledge, self-betterment—and unending peril! Students are at risk from the moment they receive their acceptance letters. Fortunately, the authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series have come to the rescue, offering...[more] (posted on 2004-05-18)

Batman Handbook, The

Based in the world of the Dark Knight, but with real-world expert advice, The Batman Handbook will teach us all the essential skills of the world’s most mysterious superhero. From bulletproofing your car to constructing a Kevlar suit, from how to take a whipping to how to throw a grappling hook, and...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Bathroom Companion

If you like SCHOTT’S MISCELLANY or UNCLE JOHN’S BATHROOM READER, have we got a book for you! Complete with trivia about toilets, dental floss, mouthwash, Band-Aids, plumbing, and other bathroom-related subjects, Bathroom Companion is chock full of bizarre info about the least-understood room in the house....[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Secret Lives of the First Ladies

As children, we learned about the first ladies from dry, sanitized textbooks that emphasized all of history’s major milestones. But how much about these ladies do you really know? Consider: Dolley Madison loved to chew tobacco. Mary Todd Lincoln conducted seances in the White House on a regular basis....[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Field Guide to Meat

It’s inevitable—you find a fabulous recipe that you’re just dying to make, and it calls for “top round roast.” You head out to the grocery store, stand in the meat aisle, and stare blankly at the many different cuts of beef available, none of which are called “top round.” You can find “round roast” and...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

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Ultimate Sports Handbook, The

“How’d they do that?!?” It’s the question every sports fan asks. How does Serena Williams return those serves? How does Derek Jeter hit those curveballs? How does PGA bowler Pete Weber always manage to pick up a 7-10 split? In The Ultimate Sports Handbook, you’ll learn how today’s biggest sports stars...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Stuntwoman’s Workout, The

“Go big or go home.” That’s the stuntperson’s motto, whether diving from a tall building, being set on fire, going mano-a-mano with the bad guys, or outrunning an avalanche. It’s also the guiding philosophy behind the rigorous physical and mental training that the best stuntpeople use to prepare for...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Toddler Owner’s Manual, The

Just when you feel like you’ve mastered your infant’s maintenance routine, he begins to malfunction, refusing fuel, crying inexplicably in public, running away from you as you attempt to clothe him, climbing out of bed at 3 A.M. to roam the house. Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! But how can you...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Secret Lives of the US Presidents--Card Game

Every election year, people start to brush up on their knowledge of presidential trivia. If you still can’t tell your Tyler from your Polk, then it’s time to play Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents trivia card game! Inspired by our book SECRET LIVES OF THE U.S. PRESIDENTS (Feb. 2004), this deck of trivia...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Baby Owner’s Maintenance Log, The

To a first-time parent, traditional baby journals seem alarmingly cute and cuddly. Anne Geddes? Winnie-the-Pooh? They’re enough to make any urban hipster cringe! Thankfully, The Baby Owner’s Maintenance Log presents a refreshing alternative to traditional baby journals. Written in the same tone as our...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Reality TV Handbook, The

Richard Hatch. Kelly Clarkson. Trista Renn. We’ve seen them eat rats, belt out tunes, confess their darkest secrets, and even seduce total strangers. They are the stars of reality TV, and we love them, hate them, and want to be them. Here’s the book to teach you how. The Reality TV Handbook is your ultimate...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Better than Homemade

Better Than Homemade is a freewheeling cultural history of the innovative packaged foods that made America great, including Kool-Aid, Hamburger Helper, Hawaiian Punch, Bacos, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Pillsbury Crescent Rolls, On-Cor Salisbury Steak and Gravy—and many more appetizing morsels. As food...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Housewives Tarot

This ain’t your grandma’s tarot deck. Don’t look for magicians or jewel-encrusted brass goblets. The Housewives Tarot features all 78 cards of a regular tarot deck—presented with hip, hilarious artwork that’s full of vacuum cleaners, sponges, jello molds, and other kitschy icons of ‘50s household life....[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Cat Owner’s Manual, The

In the tradition of our successful BABY OWNER’S MANUAL and DOG OWNER’S MANUAL, we are back again with everything you need to know about taking care of your cat in an instruction-manual format.
Paperback with rounded corners
30 2-color illustrations (posted on 2004-04-23)

Encyclopedida of guilty Pleasures, The

What’s your guilty pleasure? What do you secretly savor in the privacy of your own home, but would never admit to liking in the sophisticated company of your friends and coworkers? Now you can discover the history of all your favorite guilty pleasures in this mammoth A-to-Z compendium, complete with...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

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Field Guide to Tools

Finally, a field guide to all the tools available, with step-by-step instructions on how to use them. Full-color photos aid in identification, while detailed text explains the history and origin of the item, plus tips on what kind of job to use it on and just how to use it correctly. Includes all kinds...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Chef’s Secrets

Learn the kitchen secrets of the country’s top food professionals in Chef’s Secrets, a collection of wisdom from more than 80 leading chefs and food authorities including Sara Moulton, Charlie Palmer, Marcus Samuelsson, and James Peterson. Each chef will be introduced with basic profile information,...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Be Safe!

Accidents happen. But what if you could lower the odds of one happening? What if, by carefully selecting the car you drive, the place you live, the way you cook meat, and the kind of job you have, you can be sure you’re living as safely as possible? Here’s the book to get you through life on the safe...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Story of Christmas, The

Hot on the heels of our popular THE BRICK TESTAMENT comes this delightful celebration of the Christmas Miracle. From Mary’s conception and the birth in the manger to the arrival of the Three Kings and the wrath of Herod, The Story of Christmas chronicles the birth of Jesus with a series of elaborate...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Little Cold Book, The

When you are stuck in bed with a cold, you feel awful, you’re lonely and bored, and you’re also a little depressed. You are wondering if you’re really as sick as you feel—and also if you’re doing enough to get better. Since your mom can’t be there for you now, here’s The Little Cold Book. The size of...[more] (posted on 2004-04-23)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, The: Parenting

Forget quick sand and shark attacks, child rearing is the truly terrifying activity. Hands-on step by step instructions show you how to survive child rearing. (posted on 2003-10-17)

Long Distance Relationship Guide, The

It's an astonishing but true fact that about 2.4 million American marriages are "commuter marriages" where spouses live in different locations because of job opportunities. Expand that number to include all couples where one partner has moved away to start a new job or continue his/her education-then...[more] (posted on 2003-10-17)

How to Give a Wedgie

A guide to being the coolest kid on the block, with information on how to master dozens of skills, from the practical to the impractical. How to Give a Wedgie provides tips on doubling your allowance, whistling with two fingers, solving a mystery, thumbwrestling, making a milkshake, and much more. Categories...[more] (posted on 2003-10-17)

Daily Disaster: Real-Life Stories of 30 Amazing Disasters, The

Disasters come in many forms: volcano eruptions, mudslides, wild fires, insect invasions, and more. But whenever bad things happen, The Daily Disaster is there. From the Great Chicago Fire and the Bangladesh cyclone to the Tangshan earthquake and the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill, this thrill-a-minute newspaper...[more] (posted on 2003-10-17)

Inventor's Times: Real Life Stories of 30 Amazing Creations, The

Ever wonder where kitty litter came from? How about bubble gum, Velcro, solar batteries, or windshield wipers? You'll find the answers in The Inventor's Times-the essential daily newspaper for inventors around the world. Readers will learn about everyone from Thomas Edison to Steve Jobs, and they'll...[more] (posted on 2003-10-17)

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Computer Waiting Games

Things to Do While Downloading, Processing, or Crashing... (posted on 2003-08-01)

Dragon Hunter's Handbook, The

Have you ever wondered what you'd do if you encountered a ghost? Or how to find fairies in the world around us? Would you know what to do if you came face-to-face with a dinosaur, alien, dragon or vampire? Have you ever wished for the powers of a wizard or a psychic? If you answered yes to any of these...[more] (posted on 2003-08-01)

Ghost Hunter's Handbook, The

U.F.O.Hunter's Handbook, The

Witch's Handbook, The

Wizard's Handbook, The

Dog Owner's Manual, The

Pee stains on the carpet. Barking at all hours of the night. That embarrassing thing he does with your leg. It's enough to make you cry out, "Why doesn't my dog have an owner's manual?" And now, thankfully, he does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Dog Owner's Manual...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

Gladstone's Games to Go

You've never seen a games book like this one. No cards, no dice, no spinners-no board. Most of the fifty games in this book have been around for years, others are modern twists on old favorites, and some are brand new. And not just for kids. With everything from Tic Tac Toe to Hinky Pinky, Gladstone's...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

Pocket Mom

For anyone who's ever wondered where Mom is when you need her most, Pocket Mom comes to the rescue. This book is a collection of the essential practical wisdom of Mom, from cooking, housekeeping, and hygiene tips to advice on life, love, and getting along. You'll learn how to cook perfect rice, iron...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

Field Guide to Produce

Grocery store aisles and farmers' market stalls are more colorful than ever, with heaping piles of familiar and strange produce. Sure, you'll recognize apples, pears, and celery, but would you know quince, amaranth, or kumquats if you saw them? Field Guide to Produce is a handy reference to nearly every...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

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Undercover Golf

Do minor obligations like family, work, and errands get in the way of your golf game? Fret no more. Time spent off the course doesn't have to be time spent off your game. Undercover Golf is your guide to perfecting your stance, your swing, your aim, and your putt no matter where you are-without your...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

Big Book o' Beer, The

Here at last is the ultimate guide to the greatest beverage on earth. It's packed with informative prose, full-color photographs, and six frothy 12-ounce chapters of material: The History of Beer, The Atlas of Beer, Beer Can Crafts and Gear, Beer Connoisseurship, Applied Sciences, and Fine Arts. This...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

My First Book of Business Ethics

The perfect gifts for today's busy execs and future corporate leaders, the Executive Board Book series isn't just good for a laugh-these books are actually basic primers on the essential aspects of corporate conduct. The timely My First Book of Business Ethics shares the fundamentals necessary for climbing...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

My First Book of Business Etiquette

I'm Fine!

Do you find yourself staring at your telephone and hoping it will ring? Are you haunted by recurrent images of your ex and his new girlfriend? Are you tempted to phone your ex-repeatedly-just to hear the sound of his voice? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, it's time for you to take stock,...[more] (posted on 2003-07-22)

Amazing IRV's Handbook of Everyday Magic

Here's the ultimate modern guide to magic tricks for everyday situations, using cell phones, floppy disks, airsickness bags, TV remote controls, and other everyday items. This handbook features more than 40 do-it-yourself illusions to perform in your home, office, car, in transit, or out on the town,...[more] (posted on 2003-06-19)

Vampire Hunter's Handbook, The

Dirty Words of Wisdom

Dirty Words of Wisdom features timeless advice and profound profanity by everyone from Mark Twain and Eleanor Roosevelt to Bernie Mac, Ozzy Osbourne, and Margaret Cho. Here are just three of our favorites: "You can't talk about fucking in America. People say you're dirty. But if you want to talk about...[more] (posted on 2003-06-19)

Spy's Guide: Office Espionage, The

How to bug a meeting, booby-trap your briefcase, infiltrate the competition, and more...A Guide with easy steps to follow in order to become a true James Bond at work! (posted on 2003-06-18)

Secret Lives of the US Presidents

Your high school history teachers never gave you a book like this one! Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents features outrageous and uncensored profiles of the men in the White House-complete with hundreds of little-known, politically incorrect, and downright wacko facts. You'll discover that: * George...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

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As Seen on TV

50 amazing products and the commercials that made them famous. (posted on 2003-06-18)

Christmas List, The

Forget visions of sugarplums and turkeys with trimmings. In this strange, surreal collection of full-color images, acclaimed photographer David Graham shows how Americans really experience Christmas-complete with tacky blinking lights, demented decorations, and the mess in the living room after all the...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

Mr Alexander's Four Steps to Love

True love is just four steps away! Put your best foot forward with Mr. Alexander's Four Steps to Love, a simple program for finding the soul mate you deserve. In just four easy steps, you'll learn how to visualize your perfect partner, show off your best features, meet 2,000 new people, and find the...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

Instant Aromatherapy

Finally, all of the benefits of aromatherapy, without the messy oil or incense! This board book contains five scents appropriate for different circumstances: scratch the bergamont before your meeting for self-assurance or on that long plane trip use the eucalyptus to drift off to sleep. This book for...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

Action Heroine's Handbook, The

For every woman who wants to be as tough as Lara Croft, as nimble as the Bionic Woman, and as babe-a-licious as Charlie's Angels, The Action Heroine's Handbook shows how to conquer the bad guys in virtually any situation. This sequel to The Action Hero's Handbook (more than 150,000 copies in print!)...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, The: Work

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, The: Golf

The authors of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook take to the links! Dave and Josh join golf fanatic James Grace, drawing on their own tragic exploits and the experience of experts to help golfers survive dozens of dire situations. Learn how to finish a round with a broken arm, deal with a cigar...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, The: Holidays

Turkey on fire? No plans for New Year's Eve? Obnoxious relatives headed your way? The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are here to help you survive the dangers of the holiday season, from Thanksgiving to New Year's Day. Learn how to rescue someone stuck in a chimney,...[more] (posted on 2003-06-18)

Field Guide to Stains

At last, a field guide to identifying and doing battle with more than 100 stains, from tomato juice and tar to avocado and urine! Field Guide to Stains is divided into handy sections for easy access to information about stain removal when time is of the essence: Fruits and Vegetables, Sauces and Condiments,...[more] (posted on 2003-06-17)

Baby Owner's Manual, The

MORE THAN A 100,000 COPIES SOLD. (FEB 04) You've programmed your VCR, you've reinstalled Microsoft Windows, you can even check your e-mail on your Palm Pilot, but none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: A newborn baby. The Baby Owner's Manual has the...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

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Perfect Drink for Every Occasion, The

Here is the first practical guide to booze. Simply flip to the occasion and we'll give you the libation, complete with recipes, secrets, and tips. Getting married tomorrow? Got a new job? Getting divorced? All of these occasions and more are covered. Chock-full of Margaritas, White Russians, Gin Rickeys,...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

Commuter Waiting Games

Finally, here is a guide to more than 50 how-to projects, puzzles, games, and activities to do while waiting for that train, sitting in traffic, or hoofing it on the way to work. From new sports (Airline Safety Card Volleyracket) and group participation activities (Airport Check-In Line Limbo) to amazing...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

Night of a Thousand Boyfriends

On every page, you have control of the story. Read your choices and turn to the correct page to advance the story. You can keep reading until you've had not one but many adventures! Night of a Thousand Boyfriends follows a young woman's quest for love in the big city, amidst the dangers of torn stockings,...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

Escape from Fire Island!

On every page, you have control of the story. Read your choices and turn to the correct page to advance the story. Escape from Fire Island! chronicles a gay man's vacation on Fire Island. Instead of finding love, he finds a deadly plague of Zombie Drag Queens, and he must save Fire Island from an army...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

Good Deed Guide, The

We all wish people would be nicer to one another, treat others with respect, and be good to fellow neighbors. But how exactly do you go about doing that these days? The Good Deed Guide has all the answers you're looking for. With over 130 tips and suggestions from four categories (Doing Good with First...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

Field Guide to Gestures

Did a girl across the bar just flip her hair while looking at you? Did a stranger just rub his chin in your direction? What messages are they trying to convey? Formatted like a classic field guide, but concerned with body language in all its forms, Field Guide to Gestures has a full-color insert with...[more] (posted on 2003-06-13)

Extreme Encounters

How It Feels to Be Drowned in Quicksand, Shredded by Piranhas, Swept Up in a Tornado, and Dozens of Other Unpleasant Experiences . . . (posted on 2003-05-05)

How to Behave

How to Behave is a hip, irreverent, but entirely practical manual that tells you all you need to know about day-to-day survival in every venue. You'll learn how to share elbow space on an airplane armrest, how to confront a noisy filmgoer, and the proper way to position yourself when boarding a crowded...[more] (posted on 2003-05-05)

Action Hero Handbook, The

Everyone wants to be an action hero: as smooth as James Bond, as clever as Captain Kirk, as tough as Charlie's Angels. And now you can: The Action Hero's Handbook is the ultimate guide to an action-packed lifestyle, with genuine step-by-step instructions on interrogating a suspect, catching a great white...[more] (posted on 2003-05-05)

Worst-Case Scenario, The: Dating and Sex

Our guide to dating and sex will ensure that you'll never get caught with your pants down! Learn how to fend off a pickup artist, determine if your date is an axe-murderer, have sex in a small space, and survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don't remember. (posted on 2003-05-05)

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Worst-Case Scenario Handbook, The: Great Outdoors

A complete survival guide for all outdoor mishaps, from what to do in a bear attack or an avalanche to the best way to extinguish a raging barbeque fire or pitch a tent in the rain. The book will cover anything and everything that has—or could—happen out there in the wild. With Worst Outdoor moments...[more] (posted on 0000-00-00)

Worst-Case Scenario Handbook: History

Best-seller history repeats itself with this dynamic new "almanac" format that broadens the scope and content of the Worst-Case Scenario handbooks. The Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: History offers step-by-step illustrated scenarios on how to win a joust, survive in a dungeon, and overcome other plights...[more] (posted on 0000-00-00)

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